A book of random, funny and truthful things that all of us can relate to! Most of these were found on the Internet but some we created by me. Vote and enjoy!

This story is about a girl named Alice, if you didn't get that by the name. Alice's full name is Alice 'Allie Cat' Patell. She goes to high school in Woodlawn, Maryland, at Woodlawn High School. She got her terrible nickname from her boyfriend, Vincent Chandeclaire, the geekiest geek in school. Despite his dweeby aura he is actually quite the delinquent. He hardly ever shows up for school and when he does he causes a lot of trouble besides turning in his homework which is always completely correct and perfect. So he never gets in trouble, for anything, he could get away with literally murder. Alice is a total hipster, not to mention a geek herself. She has a bad temper and loves making up stories. She makes up stories on a regular basis and Vincent always plays along to a tee. Alice is really short, like really, why the hell is that even possible. She currently stands at four feet eleven inches while Vinnie is six foot fucking three. The two make an almost comical couple. Its honestly hard to explain how this story all go,so you'll just have to read it to find out!

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