These are just something random texts that Misty_Scarlet and I had sent to each other. You know how there is autocorrect? Well that's what we did. Just randomly pressed any letter and chose a word from that. In some it can get a bit repetitive but not much. it has purposely not been edited by us as it's funnier this way. NONE OF THIS IS ACTUAL STUFF THAT HAS HAPPENED TO US OR OUR FRIENDS. All people mentioned are our friends.

"He's a bad boy. He's bad news" Abigail Antonias was warned as soon as she entered her fourth high school that a particular boy named Nathaniel Reece was the definition of a bad boy, and is best to just avoid. But that just made Abigail's curiousity peak. What could be so 'Bad' about him? And sometimes, the worst decisions are the best ones. (Note: Not totally cliche, believe me)

I was pushed onto the side of the car roughly. I gasped at the impact. "Oh, you hate me?" He asked as we both breathed heavily. He had me pinned between him and the car. His warm breath waved on my neck sending cold chills down my body. "Don't you ever say that again." He growled. I closed my eyes and looked down, afraid of his tone. "I know you Jamie...better than anyone-even Rick. That's funny huh? I know you more than your best friend?" He said breathlessly as I tried to push him off of me. *********************************************************************************** Jamie isn't your average girl, she's into car races, sports, and is constantly finding her way into trouble. She has a bad past that no one knows about except her best friend Rick. When Jamie moves back to her childhood home she is miserable. With her next door neighbor being her biggest bully, and her brother's best friend how will she survive? Bring in all your brother's friends, and high school, and you have a huge problem! Jamie falls hard for the boy she can't have, and is constantly hearing lectures to stay away from him by her brother Eric, and his friends. But, when secrets, and feeling are revealed everything changes.

Laura Divine can be described in one word. THOT. She's the pleasure box of the hood and is proud of it. But what happens when she is forced to start making decision because now someone else will start paying for her actions. Would she quit her ways or forever be known as a Thot Stamp? Copyright ©2014 by Ashon Thadon Books. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. NO CONTENT IN THIS BOOK MAY BE REPRODUCED WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM AUTHOR Coverpage:Colormemimi

If alcohol, sex, drugs and suicide tendencies were characteristic to a good hero's, Vixen would've had the world at his feet... But they're not.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Jessie and Logan were as close as sisters, But when Logan does the unthinkable to Jessie, will they ever be able to repair the damage done? Or will they stay enemies forever?

What happens when Aslan summons the mother of Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy to Narnia to see her children? Will she remind the four royal children that they come from another world? Will the children even remember who she is? Will all five of them find a brief moment of respite in the midst of war?

Forced out of his home in London, Sam has little choice but to show up on his mother's doorstep in Florida. Absent from each other's lives for the last nine years, Sam comes to find that lot of things have changed. With an annoying (yet surprising) roommate, an all knowing friend, and a little sister that he knew nothing about - just how much can Sam take on board? Not to forget his mother's fiancé, Alex, who should really start wearing something more than underwear around the house. Then again, Sam wasn't exactly complaining. Much. (Explicit chapters available. Warning for mentions of abuse.)