[ ONESHOT - 6.3k words ] Felix realizes that he misinterpreted which pairs were couples in this "double date." • • • • • • written: October 5 - 28, 2020 published: October 31, 2020

two bros chilling in a classroom, five feet apart, 'cause they're very gay :) there's an intense love square. maybe a love pentagon. maybe a bigger love shape. - TERRIBLY WRITTEN - CRINGE WARNING - chaos to angst ff - grammar mistakes - a very holy book - 1st jakehoon ff on wp - 200816 - 201023 © straysky 2020

"I suppose you would have to kiss my ass - unless, you want an eviction notice." The bubbling tea in his teashop is hot and so is his landlord, Kim Taehyung, who only accepts female tenants. If desperation has a strong role in Park Jimin's apartment hunt, he'd have to kiss his pride goodbye and (hopefully) his landlord's fine ass instead. Sometimes, any news - good or bad - has to be taken with a pinch of salt, thus pepping up the splendid tea that life can be. a vmin fanfiction awards； • ships category first place, trivia awards 2020-21 completed, unedited. started；28th september, 2020 completed；20th october, 2020 copyright；© maits 2020 romance/humour/crack

Beomgyu: guess what lol Thoobin: I'm in class. Beomgyu: mayhaps were having dinner with a kinda stranger lolololol Beomgyu: he hasnt tried to kill me yet and he looks nice lolololol Thoobin: . Thoobin: I'm so fucking done with you that it isn't even funny. or In which all Beomgyu wanted to do was ask Soobin if he wanted a grilled cheese or spaghetti for dinner, but of course Beomgyu has to mess up along the way, one way or another. cover cred: @taehyunsmile

"can you just take this god damn easter egg please?" "easter was 2 months ago..." - in which beomgyu tries to give his cute new neighbor an easter egg. -short chapters !! -fluff !! slight crack by - BEOMJUNS©

"you dress like a girl, that makes this straight!" "yeah, straight as a circle." - completed -

hyunjin should have just minded his business. - completed -

"Who are you?" "Me? I'm a... pizza delivery guy!" "But..." I scanned him from head to toe. "Pizza delivery guys don't wear suits..." 🌹🌹🌹 "You know, you're acting more and more like a human lately," I smiled at him. "I like it." He smiled back at me and kissed my cheek. "I like it, too." His phone suddenly beeped inside his pocket. When he saw the message, his face turned pale and he dropped the ice-cream. "What happened?" I panicked and peeked at his phone. It was his new list of people whose souls he was supposed to bring in. There... I saw my own name. [This story is related to my other story 'Eternally yours'] [Can stand alone as a separate story] This story includes violent language and sometimes mature themes involving death. Proceed with caution. DO NOT COPY OR PLAGIARIZE.

In which a criminal and a high schooler get handcuffed together Cover by @A_E_R_A