About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔
Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
You are sleeping in your room when you hear noises from the closet and you see a furry red figure curled up in the corner. READ TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS
