Shipping will be here but only of their Minecraft persons. Irl shipping shall not be tolerated! This will mostly be team zit and Hels x Ex Or what ever else I feel like writing. [WARNING- EXPLICIT CONTENT AND REPEATED MENTIONS OF DRUGS AND OR DEATH: I do not endorse the act of taking drugs or doing things that could possibly harm ones self- There is mature content included as well]

This the the SEQUEL to Smells Like Coffee, so ya miiiight wanna check out that one first ;) you guys asked for this, so pick your poison, dig your grave, buckle up, and another phrases you should do to prepare because i can't think of them right now, because i'm .... going to seriously need the support to do this. :D Friends → lovers → a chaotic duo thats gonna get through everything life (<me) will throw at them! And now for the real summary: (with spoilers for Smells Like Coffee!!) It's winter break for these lovesick fools and life could not be better! Well except for that maybe Bdubs is a little overexcited to tell Etho he loves him, and Etho is struggling to figure out how to properly ask Bdubs on a date before jumping into the title "boyfriends". I'm sure everything will clear up perfectly though, because they're gonna go ice skating together on New Years and no amount of awkward-texting-ness can stop their love! Maybe something else can though.... wonder what? Enjoy, and remember to get some damn sleep after each chapter if you are reading at midnight. :)

When Scott has to get married to the future queen of Rivendell, chaos ensues.

:~cover by Shuffleboat on Instagram~

Hermitcraft Coffee Shop AU! Just some tired college students trying to swim through homework, take care of themselves, and maybe fall in love along the way? Etho x Bdubs, because what even is their ship name? Friends → rivals/enemies → friends again → lovers Slow burn, because I physically can't write anything else, and cozy vibes all throughout! (except maybe a splash of drama some places, but it ends cozy I promise) (Not IRL people of course!!! just their minecraft characters but in a real world-ish au.) And here's the old description because I think it's funny enough to keep somewhere at least. So uh- I should be writing another book until I finish one of my other ones huh? Well this was a dare, and if you think I'm going to give up on one of those, then clearly you don't me. So screw it! Etho x Bdubs, Frenemies/Rivals sort of, strangers to crushes to rivals to who even knows?! Obv no smut, and a Coffee shop AU because I'm a sucker for those and it's about time I write one of 'em. Welcome to hell! We have confusing schedules, undefined background relationships, and a full assed book with a plot line that's going about 100 pages slower than it was supposed to! Enjoy! (this is a threat! /j)

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]