{DISCONTINUED} SBI Hero/Villain AU TommyInnit, a cool dude who just wants to live as a villain because he's pretty pog at causing chaos. What he didn't know is that a couple of heros seem to not know how to mind their own business and won't leave him alone. Inspired by: Tommyinnit's Clinic for Supervillians - on A03 Tommyinnit's Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death Innit's Double Life - KU95240

"Theseus. Stop running. There's nowhere to go." Tommy looked over the edge of the building thoughtfully. His red and white trainers toed at the edge, looking over the near-cavernous drop. When he turned to glance back over his shoulder, Jubilee was approaching him slowly and the black shape on the horizon was definitely the Crow Father soaring in for another areal attack. "Nowhere?" Tommy echoed. "There's no way you're getting out of this one, Theseus. Get away from the drop and come in quietly." Tommy saluted Jubilee, beaming. "No chance, bitch boy." And he let himself plummet off the side. Top Rankings: #5 Bench Trio (4th February, 2022) #11 Philza (2nd September, 2022) #1 Mild Violence (10th September, 2022) #15 Sleepy Bois Inc (5th October 2022)

(Kind of weekly updates :D) Tommy lands an internship at a highly respected corporation, full of heroes that want to hunt down Vigilantes like himself, all he has to do is stay low, and try not to get caught. Which is kinda hard to do when the top heroes are pretty much shoving themselves into his business, and his life, while hunting him down as his vigilante self. It's a wild, twisting switch between a good and comforting relationship and one only filled with spite and misunderstandings. It doesn't help much either when Tommy continues to push his real feelings aside for the sake of his best friends and brothers, Ranboo and Tubbo. It doesn't help even more when he's still mourning his life before Tubbo and Ranboo. His life with Business Bay and Essempii Earth. *ART CERTAINLY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME + credits to the amazing artist* Inspired by greenpinkroe "Tommyinnit a Vigilante? Never", on (Archive of our own/ ao3)

( One of the robbers rushed towards the two boys only to be stopped by a dart to the abdomen. He promptly collapsed and started writhing on the ground, shouting profanities. "What the hell- what the fuck are in those?" Torpedo stared at Tommy incredulously. "Ink." Tommy smiled. "Dude- that could kill someone-" "Oh. Oops." ) In which Tommy is a vigilante who works as a barista with his best friends, who aren't even aware of his secret hobby. Unbeknownst to Tommy, his friends have secrets as well. ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC‼️