"I-I shouldn't be talking to you." "Just tell me what's wrong. I don't like seeing people cry." "....I have HIV."

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Hi besties

I'm not a teratophiliac

Ur momma gay and ur daddy lesbian

Superstar Elvis Presley has never truly discovered love until this point in his life... Until he stops to eat at Fazbear Pizzaria after a gig one lonesome night.... A starcrossed tale of love at first sight...

i hate myself for this- love can be found everywhere and between anyone.... even if they are a ginger singer and a cult leader

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Elmo was ecstatic when the results of the 2016 election came in. Little did he know, this event would lead to more than just angry Twitter teens. It could lead to....love? Will Elmo be able to escape his non-fleshy prison and live the rest of his life, or will he forever be a puppet, waiting for master?

A sexy love story. Love interests: Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, King Charles... Possibly more. A racey love triangle 😍💅 Also features: Hillary Clinton, Jeffrey Bezos, James Charles, Prince Harry, Camilla and Charles, Queen Elizabeth... Possibly more 👀 This is completely satirical but it has a plot strangely enough 💀 MAIN THEMES: JoexTrump date, Bad Sex, sabotaged election, coming out 🏳️‍🌈, wedding, honeymoon on the Titanic and more... Features crazy unhinged Photoshop and songs I'm not paying for your therapy okay?