DISCLAIMER: This is a re-upload of the fanfiction, for archival purposes, as well as shits and giggles. I did not write the story. Welcome to My Immortal, the worst fanfiction in all of human history. Written by a goffik gurl named Tara Gilesbie AKA XXXbloodyrists666XXX, she doesnt know jack shit about Harry Potter, and everyone is literally goffik. Join the adventures of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a Mary Sue vampire at Hogwarts as she gushes over her boyfriend Draco and goes to MCR concerts!

your new lord and savior

Tbh my otp ;)

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

my wife shot my toe off isnt that so cute uwu

An extraordinary tale

Levi è uno studente universitario di 23 anni, è un ragazzo serio, intelligente, non molto alto, fisico ben allenato, occhi penetranti color ghiaccio e capelli corvini. Comune cliente dello "Spring bar". Lo frequenta spesso: ogni mattina prima di andare all'università per colazione prende il suo solito tè nero. Eren invece è un ragazzo molto vivace e curioso, ha 20 anni e ama la natura e lo sport. È alto, magro, ha dei capelli castani e degli occhi verde smeraldo. È il nuovo cameriere nel bar che frequenta Levi, e lo servirà molto spesso alle sue colazioni. Potrà nascere qualcosa di speciale fra di loro ? boyxboy don't like ? don't read ereri

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"