"Lemme get this straight, you 3, who are gods may i mention, want me to stay here with you guys because I slept in your church and I have no parents?" "Yeah, pretty much." "What the actual fu-" ◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤◇♤ If you told Tommy a year ago he would be adopted by gods he would've called you a nutter and threw a rock at you. But now, here he was, stuck between Technoblade and Wilbur Soot unable to move because they were both asleep. On him. XD, what did he do to deserve this?

"Why?" Tommy sobbed, fingers clinging to the fabric of Philza's suit. Fat globs of tears fell down his cheeks and dripped onto his neck as he was forced down on the couch. "I don't want to be turned, please!" he cried, only for his words to be ignored as he was hoisted onto Philza's lap. Gentle fingers combed through his hair and words of comfort spewed from the vampires lips in a futile attempt to calm him. His tear-filled vision made out a hand that landed gently on his chin, lifting it up and exposing his neck. Not knowing what else to do, he screwed his eyes shut in cruel anticipation of what was to come. OR The SBI take a liking to a certain gremlin child and want him to be part of their vampire family. They're willing to make this happen whether he likes it or not. *warning* this gets messed up, if you're sensitive to darker themes I suggest you don't read, please.

SBI Oneshots to fill that void inside of ya ;) Cause I'm a doofus, my main focus is fantasy- I write hybrid stuff. This is all family-friendly, and I'm accepting requests! (Please... i beg u) No agere, though- sorry lads :(

Idk just sbi oneshots cause I'm bored

Most of these have Tommy as the main character, with lots of SBI and Tubbo. Enjoy the angst my dudes [some of these were written when i was sleep deprived so haha] COVER BY: walker_illustrates_ [insta] IMPO: I DO NOT T/W FOR DEATH, but i do write lots so be warned. i'll only t/w for excessive blood and/or insanity. [haven't written anything depressive for this as of now, but if I do, I'll t/w] just don't want to ruin the surprise yknow :) Unless the au isn't my idea or I specifically state that I want to be continuing it/ask not to, feel free to use my aus for inspiration or your own stories :D PLS ask me first though, and pls credit, I'd really appreciate it [and if anyone plagiarizes i will personally [REDACTED] them] Technoblade Never Dies. GG King

𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚘. 𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚃𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚢 & 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚘. 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏: ✵✵ 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝: ☘☘ 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝: ❀❀ 𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎, 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖, 𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙳𝚎𝚌 𝟷 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍: ___ __ ____

-smpearth- Tommy whimpers as he held his empty milk bucket. Why hasn't his blindness gone away yet? Cover made by the glorious silph-set-on-fire on tumblr.

Just a bunch of Dream smp and Origins smp headcannons

B) yeah this is a collab with a cool friend and yeah- mermaid tommyinnit au am I right?

Feel free to use any of the AU ideas in a story, just credit me :D Comment or message me if you use any of the ideas in your book I would like to read it :D This book isn't for Dream, Techno and Phil apologists, this is mostly for Tommy apologists or writers, but feel free to read even if your a Dream, Techno and Phil apologist But I'm watching you Dream apologists