NSFW It was boring. Boring. That's the first thought you had about this whole situation. Fucking boring. What was the point of something like this? You weren't getting into heaven anyway. And he wouldn't be getting in either, if you could help it. - - - - All credits to 'horseparkour' on Ao3

Two students struggling to keep their grades and pants up. Will this Florida man survive university in England? (DNF)

'george knew it was bad. bad to watch needily as his history teach sat on his desk-' [18+] [dnf] (the art is not mine, i couldn't find credit for it unfortunately)