Veggietales fan fic (Since I am obsessed) Not a whole lot of descriptive smut, it is their "blooming" romance story. See what I did there? Hehe okay enjoy!

Ken and Ryan have a secret relationship behind Barbie's back. All the times Ryan was trying to get to Barbie, he was really trying to get to Ken. When all things between Ken and Ryan change, a secret about Barbie's family is revealed. Stay tuned.

it was a peaceful morning untill I Sall Sid....

OmG EcHT EeN TE GEKKe dAg ik kwAM ERAChter dat enZo knOL MIjn VADEr is wOJOW

Basically all the shit that goes down in between chapters. Straight up crack. Its just stupid side stories and one-shots. Go read Diamonds in the Rough for more context. Just so you know, these are all canon in the fic.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Shrek and toothpaste decided to get married but when they accidentally get into a rocket ship and are on Mars they are lost rip

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

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