After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Go fuck yourself.

William Afton was looking up porn to beat his fat meat, and he found homosexuals

Two trucks having sex two trucks having sex

Ed was a silly little baka with a fat ass❤😍 and then he met zaddy sundrop with his eggo waffle abs👹

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Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

NOTE: DONT search for nsfw of cuphead and mugman its gross and they are confirmed minors, im a minor myself and it isnt my intentions to sexualize them its all for a joke and to make fun of people who actually sexualize them prepare for the shittiest fic ur gonna read in a while thanks for the reads,, i made this as a joke and never expected it to blow up but whateva liek and subscribe!1!111

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

So basically, Our hero Lil' B kicked Felix The Carsexual's ass at a burger restaurant now Boozoo and Banny are having mental issues.