[third book in the 'sad' series] highest ranking: #64 on short story (ily guys<3) note: if you don't read girlxgirl stories and you don't like them, then don't read this. you don't need to hate (: all rights reserved. © calumisnotasian (2015)

will the echoing rumors about a new student, audrey delmonte, affect billie o'connells perspective of her? or will the rumors about billie get to audrey first? MATURE// STRONG LANGUAGE, ADDICTION, MENTION OF DRUGS, SEXUAL ASSAULT, SOME SEXUAL THEMES. (i'll include warnings before mentions of SA.) (billie eilish fan fic, alternate universe) #3 - billieeilish 5/6/21 #2 - billie 5/10/21 #1 - finneas 11/8/21

The story of how a shy elementary teacher still exploring her sexuality becomes involved with two of her student's mother. - *Contains strong language, mention of alcohol abuse, and mature scenes solely for the purpose of the storyline I own all the rights to this story. This story is a work of fiction. All characters, names, businesses, events, and incidents are the work of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. - *Originally had over 1 million reads *The story is completed but a rewrite is being considered in the future !! The original cover has been changed. Full credit goes to the owner of the photo (found on Pinterest)

:) coz I'm a bitch Caution: HOT TEA WAS SPILT .. Please keep in mind these are MY opinions and when I publish them I obviously don't know about future controversies. Please be respectful of mine and other peoples opinions :) Achievements: #13 fightme 20.8.18 #daddyshrek 21.8.18 😂 50 views - 25.8.18 1k views- 31.12.18 :,)

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!