Rodrick Heffley and Regina George find themselves at the same university after being at odds throughout high school. Regina hated the stoner music kids, Rodrick despised the preps and the jocks. But, when Aaron Samuels dumps Regina after their first day of school, Regina knows just what will get under his skin- dating Rodrick Heffley.

regina george doesn't do heartbreak - she causes it. rodrick heffley doesn't do emotions - he mocks them. when a class project throws them together, their rivalry turns into something else: long nights, laughter, late drives, and an unexpected kind of love neither of them knows how to handle. but rodrick makes one mistake, and regina makes it worse. he breaks her trust. she breaks his heart. and once the words are out, they can't take them back.

Rodrick Heffley and Regina George, Seniors at North Shore High School. Sworn enemies find themselves in need of each other's help. How will this play out for the two of them?

She built her reputation on perfection. So catching feelings for Rodrick Heffley might be the one thing that finally destroys her. "She's a maneater, make you buy cars Make you cut cards, make you fall real hard in love" "Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh-oh, here she comes She's a man-eater" #1 in crackship (10/26/25 - 11/20/25)

. ࣪ ⋆ " if you like to 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄 I'll tell you I'm your 𝐌𝐀𝐍 . " 𝇃𝇂 ˒ ˓ 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐒 social life is over after a terrible photo of her got spread around the school, so she makes it her mission to give 𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐘 a makeover, in order to regain her status as queen b. " going with the 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖 it's all a 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 to me. "

"You're late," Regina said the second I walked in. "You said three." "It's 3:02." I rolled my eyes and dropped into the chair across from her. "Wow. Two minutes. Should I apologize to your schedule or your ego?" She didn't even flinch. Just gave me that calculating smile that made me feel like I was already losing at some game I didn't know we were playing. "So," I said, leaning back, "fake boyfriend, huh?" "Relax," she said, stirring her drink like she was plotting a murder. "It's not that deep. You'll pretend to be obsessed with me, everyone will talk, and he will get jealous." "He?" I asked. "Derrick Walters," she said, rolling her eyes. "Quarterback. Ego the size of Texas." I pretended to think about it. "So basically, I'm just your accessory?" She smirked. "You'll survive." I leaned back farther, crossing my arms. "You're assuming I'll go along with this." "Oh, you will," she said, meeting my eyes. "Because everyone in this school will think you're the guy dating me. And I'm pretty sure even you like attention." And the worst part? She wasn't wrong. Regina George doesn't date losers. Especially not drummers who wear ripped jeans, sleep through first period, and think sarcasm counts as a personality. But when she transfers to Crossland High and needs a plan to make her ex, Derrick Walters, jealous, Rodrick Heffley is... available. Loud. Chaotic. Perfectly wrong for her. So they strike a deal: He gets attention. She gets revenge. No strings. No feelings. Just noise. Except Rodrick's brand of noise starts to sound a lot like heartbeat. And Regina, queen of control, untouchable, unshakable can't figure out why she's suddenly falling for the one person who was never supposed to matter.

Rodrick and Regina are neighbors in the same dorm hall at the same university, and they get along just swimmingly. Naturally. 5 chapters.

IN WHICH... Rodrick Heffley gets sent away to start over, and accidentally falls for the one girl he should've stayed away from. Or.. IN WHICH... Regina George meets her match..and unfortunately, he's in a band. RODRICK X REGINA still working on aesthetics, title, etc so bear with me please I'm trying to get this out asap :) I do not own any characters in this story, Mean Girls, or Diary of a wimpy kid. And I also do not own this ship I'm not entirely sure who started it but all credit to them!

When Regina George's latest scheme to make her ex jealous backfires, she sets her sights on Northshore's resident bad boy, Rodrick Heffley. He's loud, messy, and everything Aaron Samuels isn't, making him the perfect rebound. But as Regina tries to turn him into her next accessory, she doesn't expect her own reputation to fall apart. Or to fall for the person Rodrick was all along.

First ever DebSmikle x Courtreezy story.