No one is born evil, we are what society makes us. Every villain has a beginning, every villain has a story to tell. From humble beginnings to love to crime lord, this is the story of the man that would become the Joker. Discover the man you thought you knew. This book contains mature themes, scenes of graphic violence, scenes of a sexual nature and strong language.

Abducted and tortured at a young age, you seem to have gone completely insane. Redemption can only go so far when people refuse to accept your quirks and distance themselves from you, even the people who you loved and trusted once upon a time. Insanity and loneliness like this would lead anyone to fall into his arms. No matter how mad. Warning: Violence, offensive language, brutality, gore, etc.

I'm not so good at descriptions. Sorry!!Also! If you haven't seen Suicide Squad (you totally should!!!) this doesn't contain any spoilers so it's safe to read if you haven't seen it yet.

You are a new dancer at a popular club in Gotham ran by the Joker. He takes an interest in you and it's down the rabbit hole from the moment his eyes met yours. Joker x Reader Story (my first one) Warnings⚠️ Swearing Vulgar language Abuse Violence Sexual content What else would you expect from a Joker story? ♦️Please Vote, Comment & Share ♦️ *I've changed my profile name*

i have funny (and random) text conversations on my phone so here are some, with no context (we are very weird)

Here are some funny quotes from the Modern Family, one of the funniest shows on the planet. Besides mah personal fave, Duck Dynasty! Sorry if they are not accurate. I hope all you #mofy fans enjoy them!

Riele's mom has gotten a new job that requires her to take numerous business trips ranging anywhere between 5-14 days. This quickly becomes a problem so she explains to her boss why she'll have to quit because she understands how situations like that can damage her child. On the other hand, Jace's dad has finally gotten 1) his company to be international and 2) a worker that's too much of an asset and friend. When his best worker comes to see him ready to quit he offers to find a trustworthy babysitter for her daughter which turns out to be his son. Neither child will say no to their parents but shortly after Riele finds herself reminding Jace and herself that he's just the babysitter. Cover by the ever so lovely _Barelynormal ❤ thanks so much!

Its a very short story, that I made up in a hurry just because of some inspiration I got. I personally don't think its much but one of my friends made me post it. If someone wants more I'll try and come up with another chapter, but I doubt someone will. TW: violance/murder