How Hisoka and Illumi first met.

From the day you left home you had been dreading the ill-fated meeting with your soulmate. Correction, one of your seven soulmates. Further correction, one of your seven overly powerful, selfish, lawless soulmates. What will become of you once your worst-dreaded nightmare comes true? Note: This is a fan fiction based on HXH, all the rights to the story belong to their rightful owners. This is a soulmate AU set in a universe where you obtain a soul mark that is meant to match your soulmates soul mark on your sixteenth birthday. The events in this story take place before the York New Arc.

The title basically says it all, but a more in depth explanation: Hisoka loses a bet and has to work at McDonald's. It's very sad. Alexa, play despacito. Am I making a story because it's 2 Am and I want to procrastinate writing my other one? Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing! :D Please don't read this. It's going to be terrible. You're going to regret it. ... You're going to read it anyways, aren't you I hate my life. Trigger Warnings: If you're willingly going to read this you don't deserve trigger warnings I own Hisoka. I own McDonald's. You own nothing. I have stolen all your possessions while you were reading this description. Including you walls. I ate your walls. You deserved it.

"It's ironic, isn't it?" he begins with a bitter smile, "I bet you thought you were untouchable. It must be quite the wake-up call, knowing that you're too much of a monster for anyone to ever love you back." --Chrollo welcomes death of a different kind with open arms and is reborn. [Hanahaki Disease AU] Cover by @kloffel on Twitter!

Feitan gets sick