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Malfoy Flavor by Bi_Slytherin_Bitch
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Harry's ready to banish the Golden Boy image and take charge of his life. Unfortunately for him, or fortunately, there are surprises in store for him.
Draco Malfoy and the Marauder's Reunion by svtdbaq
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[Book 3 in the 'Draco Malfoy' SERIES] Okay it's third year and Draco seems to really be getting a hang of this whole time travelling thing, I mean don't get me wrong it annoys the heck out of him but he'll live. So what happens when Hermione is handed a time turner? Or when they're all taught Defence by a literal werewolf? Let's not even talk about the Ministry seriously thinking that putting Dementors by the school is a good idea. . . . "Only one shall die to-" "You know you're really dramatic, right? I mean 'seriously' Padfoot? Only one shall die tonight, like I get you're trying to kill the rat but sheesh. Turn it down a notch!" "Excuse me?" . . . Book cover art: @CaptBexx on Deviantart Book cover edit: @gokioh Wordcount: 22,155 Status: Completed
Draco Malfoy and the Basilisks Venom by svtdbaq
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[Book 2 of the 'Draco Malfoy' SERIES] Draco has gone through the Philosopher's Stone and finally returns for his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! This time, though? He needs to be careful, we have polyjuice potions that could kill him, a giant snake that could also kill him and a possessing-demon-ghost-maniac that could also kill him. Really, he's lucky to be alive. . . . "So Hermione was looking in the mirror, which means she never died!" I tried harder to make the two blundering idiots before me understand more about Basilisks. Harry looked at me and then back at Ron. "He's right, Hermione wasn't looking at the Basilisks dead in the eyes. In fact, none of the victims were!" Harry exclaimed, he just got it. "Guys! I think someone's coming. Quick! The closet, let's hide!" Ron hissed. I rolled my eyes, hide in a closet? How ironic. . . . Book cover art: @CaptBexx on Deviantart Book cover edit: @gokioh Wordcount: 25,196 Status: Completed
Draco Malfoy and the Subconscious Conscious by svtdbaq
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[Book 1 in the 'Draco Malfoy' SERIES] What happens when Draco decides to go back in time, to change it all? To make amends to the wrongs that he's done? What if he could save Sirius, Fred, Remus and everyone? But the subconscious is a dangerous place. . . . Hi, I'm Draco Black and this is the story of how I died... then came back to life again... only to die again- look I die quite a lot. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I've managed to fuck up the space-time-wibbely-wobbely-stuff permanently now. There's definitely someone out there that probably hates me and wants me dead. . . . Book cover art: @CaptBexx on Deviantart Book cover edit: @gokioh Wordcount: 24,339 Status: Completed
Prisoner 63 by JustATeenageWolf
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Deep in the cells of Azkaban Prison sits a boy. Blindfolded. Gagged. Bound to a wall with chains. A victim of muggle experiments, Prisoner 63 is unlike anything Draco Malfoy ever thought. He is powerful, dangerous, and easily provoked. And it's Draco's job to rehabilitate him. ****** Fluff Drarry Cover by me.
Don't Mess With The Chosen One.... by KRM15Rich
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Harry finds out a secret about his past. Betrayed and hurt, Harry turns to the only person who can help him in his quest for revenge. Takes place during Years 4-6. DISCLAIMER: None of the characters or the world of Harry Potter belongs to me. All rights belong to J. K. Rowling! Only the plot is mine. READ THE TAGS - - - - - - - - - - - Highest Ranking: #2 in Memory (May 6, 2021) Highest Ranking: #1 Pensieve (May 6, 2021) Highest Ranking: #1 Enemies To Friends (May 6, 2021) Highest Ranking: #3 Dursleys (May 6, 2021) - - - - - - - - - - - Started: December 16, 2020 Completed: May 6, 2021
It's Not A Love Potion (Drarry) by Naticide
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"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant. Rated Mature.
Look Me In The Eyes by EroticaAddict91
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It has been two years since Voldemort was killed, ending the war between Tom Marvolo Riddle and Harry James Potter. Families torn apart by Death were finally healing, looking ahead for a better and brighter future. Severus Snape survived the horrendously violent attack from Nagini, taking time to recover and strengthen his magic. After a year of torment and painful healing, Severus returned to teach potions again at Hogwarts. The following year of him diving into his work, he was given the position as the Advanced Potions teacher, finally where he wanted to be. Does Severus feel fulfilled? Or is there still something missing? Harry Potter finished his final year at Hogwarts, graduating with Outstanding marks. Everyone seemed to be moving on, leaving the Golden Boy alone and lost in the Wizarding world. Not knowing where to turn he took a year off, floundering in his unknown future. Where will he go when it's time to come back??? MATURE content. Rated M for Smutty Sex, Cursing, Drug and Alcohol Abuse, and mentions of Taboo Topics. Snarry turns Drarry in a dramatic turn!
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 by StoryRestorerX
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⚠︎This is not mine, for offline purpose only to satisfy my need and i also want to share it with all of you in case you haven't read it Original Author: eutychides Original Publisher: livejournal Link to the story https://eutychides.livejournal.com/6844.html Pairing: Harry Potter x Draco Malfoy Rating: NC-17 Summary: After Hogwarts, everything changes. Status: Complete Art Cover Credit by no-point-but-cynicism on tumblr
Thrill (Drarry) by queen5NewBrokenScene
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In addition to being the fourth unwanted Champion in the Triwizard Tournament, Harry discovers something that makes his fourth year so much more thrilling. Draco Malfoy. I hope you enjoy Drarry flirting as much as I do;)