three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. This is my story and if you want to know what happened, keep reading, because it all started with an eating contest. ❞

* “Het appartement valt zeer in de smaak bij anderen, er is geen tikkeltje ergernis die je zal hebben als je hier woont.” “Waarom staat het dan al 2 jaar lang leeg?” Emily is verhuist naar een nieuwe stad voor een nieuwe start. In haar oude dorp had ze veel problemen en ging ze met de verkeerde mensen om. Ze besluit een simpel appartement te kopen in een flatgebouw. Maar zij had nooit verwacht dat ze elke nacht om precies 2:59 wakker zou worden van het geschreeuw van haar buurjongen. “Wij waren volgens mij de enige in het hele flatgebouw die om precies 2:59 allebei tegelijk wakker werden.” ▲ Dit boek is fictie. De activiteiten/gebeurtenissen in dit verhaal zijn bedacht door mij en zijn niet vastgesteld door een deskundige. Nogmaals, het is fictie. Fanfictie om precies te zijn. Achievements: Fanfiction #5 - January 28th 2015 Teenfiction #11 - November 25th 2014 Paranormaal #2 - September 5th 2014

When Carter was younger, her father told her she was a terrible singer. After that, she gave up singing completely. Her best friend, Riley, forces her to try out for the UK's X Factor. She receives three yes's from the judges and is sent to boot camp. On her audition, she meets a guy named Louis Tomlinson. Carter doesn't know that Louis will be one of the biggest singers in the world with his band, One Direction. Carter keeps falling harder and harder each day. cover by: @sighstiles

"I can't love you!" I shouted, he turned and looked back at me. "And why is that? Give me one good reason." He said, his tone filled with pain and sadness. "Because." I replied, my voice quieter. "Audrey please! Was it something I did?" He asked, coming closer. I looked away, unable to look him in the eyes, "I've forgotten how to love! I've forgotten how trust. Because I'm a broken freak."