NSFW It was boring. Boring. That's the first thought you had about this whole situation. Fucking boring. What was the point of something like this? You weren't getting into heaven anyway. And he wouldn't be getting in either, if you could help it. - - - - All credits to 'horseparkour' on Ao3

It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron. But he was OR Karl gets fucked with a can of monster. (posted by anonymous on ao3) if anyone in this fanfic doesn't feel comfortable with this I will delete it