" well, my boyfriend's in a band. " social media!fic

'𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚, 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞?' 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐚𝐮 𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐱 𝐨𝐜 6th #instagram 1st #delacour 1st #socialmediaau 1st #french 1st #dracomalfoyxoc

in which your friend accidentally adds you to to the slytherin gc and you get close with them modern day hogwarts au -- mattheo boutta make me switch sides just so i can be treated that way by u theo dude.. I can't keep defending you -- ੈ✩‧₊˚ slytherin boys x fem reader!! also with some marauders disclaimer: this book has no initial plot, its a cringe story LMAOO some chars are ooc so sorry :(

─── 🍸･:*˚🍾 𝐢'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝟓𝟎𝟓 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲-𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 social media x irl theodore nott x fem oc all photos are from pinterest lowercase intended started: 7/1/25 finished: tbd