"The first time we met, he tried to kill me." "The second time we met, she kicked me in the balls." "The third time we met was in front of the whole nation, clad in ceremonial garments, with a promise of undying love for each other." Alibaba Saluja only managed to blink in response, obviously at lost for words. He knew that the Kou Empire had its own way of being extreme, but this idiot couple took it to a whole new level. Ren Hyorin, wife of Prince Koumei, failed to remain dignified and burst into laughter that echoed past the walls of the courtroom. "Anything you want to say?" she barely managed to speak. "Um, first of all," the blonde paused and turned to Koumei. "I thought you were a shut-in virgin." Standard disclaimers apply! Illustrations belong to さと. Follow them on Pixiv! HIGHEST RANK: 2 /2600 in #Magi

[𝘞𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺?] --------------------------------- ⠿ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐓 ⠿ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ❝ when you are the hidden god of Tevyat. ❞ 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙭 𝙁𝙚𝙢! 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ENG VER! Start: 28 June 2021 End: •Rank• #1 genshinimpact #1 zhonglixreader #1 venti #1 baal #1 genshinxreader

BNHA/BSD crossover Dream is like a book. Pages fly past me as I sleep. Sometimes my life is depicted, sometimes a story. Sleep is like death. I do not know when it started nor when I woke up. Yet I love it so. Dazai Osamu, a feared man. Dazai Osamu, a bored man. Please, all criticism is welcome, this is my first story so I hope you like it

"IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT MR. HOTSHOT?" "𝗨𝗡𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗨𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗬. 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗬 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗠𝗘 𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗣" ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ©-XXVeil #𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐲𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 × 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!𝐎𝐂┊͙ ୭̥⋆*｡ 🅂🅃🄰🅁🅃🄴🄳: 11.08.21『ᵒⁿᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ』

DR STONE MALE!VARIOUS X MALE!READER - wherein senku's childhood friend is stupidly overpowered with sword combat. CROSS-POSTED ON QUOTEV

Fumi lacks a lot of things. He's Taste-deaf. He's blind to most smells. He did not have the strength and culinary imagination many of the aspiring chefs in Tootsuki had. But he had experience, enough for a whole lifetime past. - Shokugeki no Souma © Saeki Shun

Living once as an overworked teenage mom (dad, big brother, whatever) taught him a lot of things. For example-- don't pick up anymore children that look homeless, and don't save anymore little girls that are being herded in by suspicious older men. "And somehow I became delegated nanny of the guild. Amazing. Bring on all the little gremlins, why don't you? I'll start a fucking daycare at this point. I should charge for this." - Fairy Tail © Hiro Mashima