Boris x Theo Oneshots :) I know it says that I recently updated this, but it's just minor edits. No new parts are coming any time soon, but people seem to enjoy the ones that are already here! Also, disclaimer, most of this is based off the book and not the movie. There's not much difference but it may be relevant idk

𝐴 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑠 𝐼 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑑𝑢𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑒 𝑡.𝑑 & 𝑏.𝑝 smut, fluff and angst. -Ya'll been warned-

just a gay boy and an even gayer russian what more must I say 😈

𝖎 𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖉 , 𝖗𝖊𝖉 , 𝖔𝖍 𝖗𝖊𝖉 ( 🍒 ) ｡*ﾟ𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 - ｡*ﾟ 𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 ; #22 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 #156 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝖆 𝖌𝖚𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 , 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 , 𝖔𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 ( 🍒 )

shh potter, is only me.