After a "hard" days work in the Oval Office, Trump decides to blow off steam at his favorite gay bar in downtown Washington D.C. He meets a charming older fellow and share a passionate night together. Trump can't stop thinking about this mysterious one night stand until he is standing in front of him at the Presidential Debate!!! Will they rekindle their one night stand passion? Will they be enemies? A little bit of both?! But more importantly... who will become the next President of the United States of America. Read Call Me Your President to find out all of the answers. New chapters coming out every few days!

a collection of worm on a string x reader oneshots #1- wormonastring 2/29/2020

When two crappy fast-food chains suddenly fall in love, they find themselves at the risk of being outed and having their lives ruined. Will these two restaurants succumb to homophobia, or will their love for each other prevail? Or will they both be gruesomely murdered? Who knows!

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

Jesus frick

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just fucking read it

Megamind goes through a series of heartbreak. Will he ever find love?

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe