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  • Trump x Biden (Call Me Your President)
    6.7K 65 10

    After a "hard" days work in the Oval Office, Trump decides to blow off steam at his favorite gay bar in downtown Washington D.C. He meets a charming older fellow and share a passionate night together. Trump can't stop thinking about this mysterious one night stand until he is standing in front of him at the Presidenti...

    Completed  
  • 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜
    2.8K 55 12

    a collection of worm on a string x reader oneshots #1- wormonastring 2/29/2020

  • McDonalds x KFC
    1.9K 45 6

    When two crappy fast-food chains suddenly fall in love, they find themselves at the risk of being outed and having their lives ruined. Will these two restaurants succumb to homophobia, or will their love for each other prevail? Or will they both be gruesomely murdered? Who knows!

    Completed   Mature
  • Table x reader
    39.7K 863 6

    (Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

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  • Jesus x bread X Obama X Dr Phil
    23.1K 421 5

    Jesus frick

    Completed   Mature
  • more than sucking toes (dr.phil x steve harvey) GAY
    1.5K 25 4

    big steve and phil are secretly gay lovers...they enjoy sUCKING each other's TOES uwu uwu uwu 👌💛❤💜💚💞💘🙈💜🙈👏👌💓💋💗😐✨😂✋😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😈👿😈😩😈💖👿💓💕🐷❤✨😂😂✋🐷💓🙊💖👏👏💞💖🙊💘👿💘💓💗💕💕💗💚💚💙💙❤💛💓✨💕✨✋😂🌹😐💘🙊🙊🙊💖👏💞💞💓💗🐷💛❤❤❤❤👌👌😂🐷💕✋💕💋😐💘💖😈💜😩💜👏😩😈🙊👿😐💓💕💕✨🐷💛💙❤👌💙...

  • dr.phil x despacito smut
    3.3K 65 4

    just fucking read it

  • Megamind x Ed Sheeran (epic plot twist)
    7.8K 118 15

    Megamind goes through a series of heartbreak. Will he ever find love?

    Completed  
  • peppa pig x dora
    174K 4.9K 26

    In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...

  • bob the builder x reader
    20K 334 5

    bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe

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  • Random Smut Oneshots 😩😩😩
    418K 3K 44

    how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

    Mature
  • You Only See This Shit In The Wattpad Comment Section
    9.4K 53 31

    Things I've wrote and seen in Wattpad comment sections. There will be smut and ships you may not like