They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. "Finally, I've done something right." Sequel: "Shinobi" Rewrite of: Red Skies (2013)

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU Rewrite of Stumble (2013) Cover by: @SkyKnight_ BETA: @OfCloves

To wake up after some dumbass ran you over is a miracle. To be a baby again is terrifying. To find out you're the daughter of a badass is awesome. To find out your own father doesn't know you exist is depressing. But she'll live, she wasn't raised by S-ranked criminals for nothing. [OC] [Full Summary Inside]

[Warring States Uchiha!OC] With death comes rebirth. And with rebirth comes Uchiha Isamu, a soul unfortunate enough to find herself in the Warring States Era. realistic reincarnation!oc short story

Pain stares dispassionately at the young child before him, wondering what possessed Kisame, the only sane member of his organization, to bring a kid into the Akatsuki base. His members must be more deranged than he originally thought. or You know shit is about to go down when a group of S-ranked criminals has a kid placed in their care. And rightfully so. attempt at crack fic, child!OC disclaimer: pictures do not belong to me, naruto does not belong to me started: 13/04/22

Dying for her was quick and easy. Too bad reincarnation isn't, especially when it's in your favorite anime where children throw knives and people kill for a living. -- Naka was no one special. She was a typical orphan with messy brown hair and guarded brown eyes. She was completely plain, passable for a background character who wasn't meant to appear twice. She was a quiet girl who would rather keep to herself than to stand out. But Naka had a secret no one else knew. She knew Death. (Reborn!OC) (Changing-timeline-AU) Naruto Wattys 2021, 2nd place: General Naruto

she was playing a game, the rules, however, was a different story +lowercase intended [Gamer Ability Unlocked] . . . . . . Started [3.29.17] Finished [N.A] [Gamer] Set in Sunagakure . . #1 Reincarnation! 10/3/19 #34 Naruto! 4/28/20 #1 Gamer! 10/20/24

Tobirama knew bringing back the dead was possible. He knew that anything was possible in the ninja world. That didn't mean, however, that he ever believed in reincarnation. But here he was, with a new family and a ragtag group of friends, in a village he barely recognized, facing the same demons as before. Would he ever find some peace and quiet? Spoiler: He's reborn as a girl.

In which the Original can see the future and tries. And tries. (Again and again.) A part of the Iᘔᑌᑎᗩ series.