Shrek is life

Shrek and Donkey do the no-no and then donkey gets pregnant, but then Shrek leaves Donkey for Ronald Mcdonald.

AD ASTRA ━━𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐋

AD ASTRA. | ❝If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.❞ ━in which loghan crawford learns what it means to be a hero amazing cover by @mxlkovoid oc x deke shaw(eventually) (aos s4-7, avengers: endgame) an ELYSIAN novel *CONTAINS CONTENT RELATING TO ADDICTION, SUBSTANCE ABUSE, AND DEPRESSION. DO NOT READ IF YO...

BURN ━━𝐏. 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑

BURN. | ❝I've always liked to play with fire.❞ ━in which peter parker is willing to burn for andi jacobs. oc x peter parker au (original plot) standalone novel *CONTAINS REFERNCES TO SEXUAL ABUSE/RAPE AND RECREATIONAL DRUG USE. PLEASE DO NOT READ IF THAT UPSETS YOU*

TAINTED SOULS ━━𝐁. 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐒

TAINTED SOULS. | ❝You make me feel normal.❞ ━in which two people plagued by misfortune and torture find solace in healing each other's wounds. bucky barnes x OC (aos season 1 - tfatws) an ELYSIAN novel

MILLION REASONS ━━𝐀. 𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑

MILLION REASONS. | ❝In the end, we never did find peace.❞ ━in which valara quinn finds herself falling for the one person she can never have. anakin skywalker x oc (prequel trilogy + clone wars) a CHAOS ASCENDING novel cover by @cassandracains

ACHILES HEEL ━━𝐏. 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐎𝐍

ACHILES HEEL. | ❝In all chaos, there is calculation.❞ ━in which caroline calvin finds herself falling for the boy she was meant to kill. amazing cover and plot by @girlofstarlight oc x percy jackson (titan's curse - last olympian)

ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING ━━𝐒. 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐎𝐍

ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING. | ❝Next time don't fuck with the babysitter, bitch!❞ ━in which aditi rao doesn't hate steve harrington as much as she thinks. steve harrington x OC (stranger things seasons 1-3) cover by cassandracains

DONE FOR ━━𝐄. 𝐉𝐀𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐑

DONE FOR. | ❝Loving you was the most exquisite form of self destruction.❞ ━in which maya aziz falls for the enemy and lives to regret it. eren jaeger x oc, slight oc x reiner braun (season 1 - 4) rating may change later on. cover art is not mine