( An AU!Eddie Munson story set in an alternate universe that meets with canon ) Never did I think in a million fucking years that something like this would happen to me. I was just your average, small town freak with an amateur metal band, some sweet ol' tats, a lover of fantasy, who lived in a trailer park... Alright, I was also a merchant, per say, of the herb and mind altering variety, but that's not important. Let's just stay focused here... I didn't think I'd ever amount to anything. What with being a twice high school repeat and all, I was okay with that. I still managed to enjoy my life and unapologetically be myself, but that all changed about a year ago and nothing's been the same since.