You are a young hard worker that has traveled around the globe, can speak 30 languages and knows what to do. Your boss is a Muscular Green Beauty that starts to spend more and more time with you. Could it be love for you, for once? NOTE: THIS BOOK IS FOR EPIC GAMERS. IF YOU'VE BEATEN HEROBRINE OR THE ENDER DRAGON, COME ON IN.

A gift for my friend who roleplays as his chair

THIS WAS MADE AT 3:AM This is satire Why are you reading this

wink wonk the spice is with the onceler. I mean... how bad can he possibly be? Nox and I were bored :)

As the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔

Read the invigorating tale on how morbius, sonic, Y/N, morgenshtern, turi ip ip ip, walter white, luigi, jesus, and shrek have the sexiest orgy! There's something for everyone! Story: Everyone gathers in heaven for jesus' experiments. What creatures can have sex with each other? Jesus needs to test new species to eat the plastic in the ocean. WIll one of these characters produce the ultimate plastic-eating lifeform? Read today!

sed warning 😢😢😢😢😔😔😔😔😔😞😞😞😞😞😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

He eats you.

Im sorry