Well, I write some stranger things's one shots on Tumblr and I decided to post some here too.

You get woken up in the middle of the night by your drunk neighbour, Sebastian Stan, standing in your kitchen. After letting him sober up in the kitchen he returns back to his apartment, not knowing that his friend and neighbour is pregnant. With his child.

❝ Kid, don't defend Cheshire Cat here, ❞ Tony looked at me with a smug smile, proud of his new nickname. ❝ Don't call me that.❞ I mumbled, grinding my teeth together. ! CURRENTLY EDITING ! so some parts might not make sense or add up! [marvel's avengers] [before & during avengers: iw] [alternate ending to ca:cw where cap and tony are bros] © mxlfoypxrker cover art: 'moon rabbit' by Stephanie Law