Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Terra is dying, when a strange man in a blue box comes to comfort her. One moment she has no idea who he is, and the next she remembers - she's known the Doctor her whole life. And he's going to make sure she's never alone.

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" will appreciate this good-natured satire. Anyone who hated the original novel will appreciate this ruthless skewering.

I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.

" We taught them how to fuck and they taught us how to love. We were invincible. "

wanna have fun with your friends? or maybe bullies, well you have come to the right place!! this book is all bout comebacks , insults, jokes and heaps more!! i love to use them at school with my friends in a joke matter, but if it turns out seriously i wouldnt recommend this book, if it is a bully matter you should go talk to someone really close to you so matters dont go that bad! ENOUGH OF THE BORING LECTURE! ENJOY THIS BOOK........ -jasmine