"Frankly, I think it'd be hilarious, Schlatt." "Yeah, I'd think the same if it wasn't me doing it!" Honestly, Schlatt had no idea how this came about. They were already talking about it when he joined them, so god only knows how they ended up on the topic. He'd protest but at the end of the day, $900 if he managed to take the guy to bed? And still $650 if he didn't? Could he say no to that? Could anyone say no to that? ~ Basically, JSchlatt gets bribed to hit on Wilbur Soot and it's a highschool AU Things happen I blame my awful friends for convincing me to make Schlattbur fanfiction (This is the characters not the real people, that's icky.)

I'll take your pain away. based on a Coldplay song- Yellow. #69 in yellow. 17.03.21 Hell yeah baby #3 in glatt 26.02.21 #3 in basedonasong 08.02.21 #1 in glattbur 26.02.21 #1 in Schlattbur 03.06.21 NUMBER ONR IN GLATTBUR WHAT TYYYYYYYYYYYY AYY SORRYCFOF NOT POSTING OMFG WHAT HUH NOW 1 IN SCHLATTBUR WOO

Schlatt wakes up one day with a ghost/spirit hovering over him while he lays in bed. As any person would do... He screams and tries to wake himself up from a 'dream'. He takes a few days to get used to the ghostly spirit always sticking around with him. Only to find out that the guy's name was Wilbur Soot. He needs to find out who killed him, and is asking Schlatt for help... Before everything.. Goes black... And everything.. might've all been a dream...