After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make you cry, because onions do that too. Highschool AU Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. It brings me joy to see people still interacting with it after all these years. --- COVER BY ME. Please do not steal the cover (or the story, obviously). As of now this story (and cover) will not be reposted on other websites. It lives on wattpad. If I repost it I will say so on here. If you see the story somewhere else then please message me or comment. Inconsistent updates but I will not abandon this story. I do absolutely no planning in advance for this story and now write at a pace of maybe one chapter a year so if I forget a plot point it's probably just gone. The first chapter was written at 2am with an ex-friend back in 2016 and I have continued the story ever since. I hate myself for writing this. My friends hate me for writing this. Started this November 19th 2016

OWO!!!. What seemed like a simple stroll through the gardens leads to the president of the white house discovering the naked Neko Vladimir Putin. But it is not all bare skin and rapid heart rates because the new love of his life is in danger. Vicious men are after Vladimir Putin. It even seems like fate is trying to pull them apart! Conspiracies unfurl, hearts break and reform, and even fate is tested in this soon-to-be New York Times bestseller. Trying to update regularly

A steamy, passionate love exchange between our favorites Donald Trump and sexy Vladimir Putin *warning steamy/intense/crispy/smutty/crusty/420/69/minimal bilingual/surprise guest/ passionate/real/not clickbait/ true story/its gonna be ugggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘

read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

A crazy love story with a happy ending. This is my first book, sorry if it's bad.