IN WHICH... eloise maybank ends up on the porch of a dirty old house and claims her father is the one and only jj maybank. OR jj maybank must learn how to parent in the span of weeks and take care of this random little girl who claims she's his daughter. started: 03/02/25 ended: ?? edited: ?? season 1-?? dad jj au to "lie to girls" cover by: -heartshapedbox

── .✦ 𝐀𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 in which the 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘴 and 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 were the definition of polar opposites, so why was it that two of them worked so well together? ᥴ᥆᥎ᥱr ᥴ᥆ᥣ᥆ᥙrіᥒg - kᥲіȷᥙᥴᥲ𝗍ᥱძі𝗍s - 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 - 𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘰 - 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 - 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 - 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 -