Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez

(danxphil) spy AU: Dan's an underage intelligence operative and he's on a mission. It's pretty routine; befriend the bad guy's kid, collect enough information for a conviction and beat some people up. Move on out and abandon the identity assumed. Things get complicated when Dan turns out to be a little too good at befriending Phil Lester. Sometimes good and evil isn't black and white, and Dan has to decide which lives he can allow himself to ruin. Badass!phan, warnings for violence, crime, guns, alcohol, smoking, drugs and any more will be added when i actually write it lol

Calum can't eat and Katy can't stop.

When it's too dark to see, all you really need are those little lights to see clearly again. Little lights that can change a life in ways Phil can only dream of. (Phan) This story was co-written with PartTimeStoryteller. It was fun and insane so check her out :3

"Phil, let's play a game called ouija. "

"i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone." - d.h. or, various happy endings for your two favourite idiots. {may 2015 - july 2017} all of these works are my own (however much it pains me to say it with most of my earlier stuff). please do not repost. thank you ✨

In which Dan and Phil meet at a Christmas party, get very drunk and discover that neither of them have kissed anyone before. Phan, Kickthestickz, fluff, and Christmas - this fic was written for the super lovely harrypottergleek97 as part of the Youtube Christmas Fic Exchange run by the ever glorious potatoes-are-not-for-sex (all on ffn) and is about the most typical and cliched fanfic i've ever written because hey it's christmas and everyone loves to indulge in a bit of crap over the holidays.

Phan, kickthestickz and multiple youtubers at hogwarts! Dan Howell, a shy third year slytherin, is befriended by fifth year hufflepuff Phil Lester. Dan is quiet and alone, with little faith in his abilities, but with the comfortable and kind-hearted Phil he will learn to flourish in the wizarding world. This is a chaptered story with each chapter a oneshot in its own right. A brief summary will be at the beginning of each part if you wanna just dip in and read a couple that you like the sound of.

Each person is connected to their soulmate by a thread only they can see. If you or your soulmate dies, a new string may appear after two months at the most. Those who do not have a soulmate have no strings, and are known to fall into a deep depression later in life. On rare occasions, ones soulmate may change. The universe does make mistakes after all. Some find that after twenty years of marriage, their string no longer connects to their spouse. And some find that after fifteen years of being unattached, a bright red string appears, connected to their heart, leading them towards a new friend. Or even, an old friend. //some information the strings are not tangible, aka you cannot touch them. They are a visual 'illusion' of sorts which can only be seen by those connected to each other. A new string is bright red, an old string may fade to a light pink colour. A dying string, one that connects two people who are slowly drifting apart from the true love they shared, will start to become grey. Eventually it will turn white, and then disappear. Phil Lester, normals to the naked eye, is unattached. He has never had a string. Never has Phil fallen in love, never been loved by anyone other than his parents. Dan Howell is a drifter, an unattached who coerces people into relationships, even though they aren't soul mates. Both have never truly been in love, but the universe does make mistakes some times.