if you want to laugh until you break your laugh box

if you want something to read on a discord call then go to the last chapter thank me later

A tale of love and heartbreak. Suspense and beauty. How will this enticing love story play out? only time will tell, or reading will tell. This is the story between a Lemon Goggled Lover and A Pointy Nose.

hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

Do you love Shrek?💋💋 Like absolutely love him to the point you'd like deadass just marry him on the spot even though you don't know each other? 🧍‍♀️Cool. 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️This is for u then 🙄🙄‼️‼️

For your smutty fanfiction needs.

It's hot. So very hot.

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.

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