hello! just some dsmp oneshots. used to be dnf stuff but it'll start branching out soon enough. :] cover by @/ruintwolf , lmk if they're not okay w/ it being used! :)

NOT MY ARTWORK! I couldn't find the artist to give credit to so if you know, please inform me so I can do as such :) Pirates, the treasure loving sea scouters. Stereotypical pirates, there's plenty. But what happens when one in particular crew comes to a rise? Will there be friendships? Or enemies... Will they find there treasure? Or go home empty handed... Who gets it first? Who gets it last, or not at all? Who will pay the price of it all!? Enjoy this story featuring the Dream smp as pirates! (the idea was from Tommy's pirate mod video, kinda stupid but inspiration strikes whenever I guess lmao) Also, I was gonna add Schlatt and Charlie since they were in the video, but I just couldn't really squeeze them in I guess? Really sorry about that. 100 reads- November 27, 2021 (finally XD) 160 reads- April 26, 2022 (I took a break to work on my other book for a while) 200 reads- May 18, 2022 300 reads- June 12, 2022

NEWEST UPDATE: The Dream SMP has concluded and so will the continuation of this book. It was amazing while it lasted, but it's weird for me as I've grown up to keep working on a book thats outdated and.. sort of weird to me now. Thank you all who've supported and read and loved this fan fiction, but I will be writing other such things now. April 2nd, 2024 Accomplishments Awesamdude #5 2/24/2022 awesamponk #1 1/21/2022 Ponksamdude #1 2/3/2022 samxponk #1 2/18/2022

Dream, George, Karl, sapnap, quackity, skeppy and badboyhalo have a sleepover at sapnaps house. And they play seven minutes in heaven. That is pretty much it there are extra chapters no hardcore Smut but yeah that's it if anyone from dsmp reads this I will shit myself and die so DONT PLEASE i fr wrote this cuz I was bored and found that fanart (the cover) so its insane of how many pepole have read this I get notifications everyday and this is insane becuase i never expected for this to go anywhere haha thank you so much for reading even just to laugh at some shitty fanfiction, its just important to me that you gained some form of entertainment from this. and thank you again <3

FINALLY A KARLNAP STORY- 💀💀 This is just something I'll go along with and see how it goes, but this story MAY contain mature and NSFW content (cough cough, all my stories pretty much do) homophobia (?) graphic content (?) VERY KINKY!!!! Oh- and Karlnap, as I stated :)

Ender is a famous thief and assassin, they work only work for themselves, alone, maybe that changes when they meet a certain bee boi, who's just an ordinary person who has a small taste in chaos and blood. Maybe he will get jealous when Ender gets a new platonic friendship. Ooo~ new story! this is very inspired by someone- Romantic Beeduo, Platonic Bonesduo. Enjoy!

Clay was never one to take his life seriously, especially not after everything that went down with his parents regarding college and his career. Despite taking his life into his own hands and doing his best to follow his passions just in spite of his parents' disapproval, he eventually became bored with it all. That is, until he met someone by the name of George. - !!COMPLETED!! -i made the cover photo uwu -issa AU -everything here is fictional, none of this has actually happened lol *clay = dream *nick = sapnap *darryl = bbh < its a lil cameo :) ------------------------ Dreamnotfound/Gream fanfc !! ik theyre cool with shipping, but if they were to ever express any type of discomfort with it i will take down this book without hesitation as well as my other books !! the last thing i want is to see them lose their friendship over this :(( pls be respectful to them and dont shove the ship in their faces, dont be weird in their streams and dont ask weird questions in their donos. its disrespectful and inconsiderate, theyre human beings. let them live <3

song - loser boy, by joseph dubay "look, if you never cared for me, never cared about george, then just say it dream. dont avoid the subject because you want to spare my fucking feelings or some shit- you broke me when you threw it all away just to end up in here, so just break me again now, it doesn't matter." dream met sapnap's eyes. "is that what you think?" "what?" "i care about you sapnap." sapnap took in a shaky, labored breath, his eyelids fluttering for a second. this hurt so much worse than if dream had just said he didnt care.

This is a oneshot book of peoples not so popular ships (oh and just no ships in general). So that means no Dream X George. No Karl X Sapnap, no Grian X Mumbo. This will be all completely different ones so like Grian X Wilbur or Dream X Skeppy. All new and different :D I don't own the people, just the story

I am not writing any sexual sence just the Aftermath unless it is also to sexual This story is has some similar things to the Dream smp such as Sam is the prison Warden, Dream ia in Jail and Dream XD is a god. A different thing is that Ponk is a doctor ( I don't know if he actually a doctor in the game) he live alone in his own privaqqate island he is get a visit from time to time. But one day someone mentioned the island to Sam and he visit and Ponk hates him already little did he know it won't be the last time he see him. Will this relationship grow in to something more, stay as business partner, or enemies. While exploring their feeling a friend come in to the relationship to Sam is he friend or foe or a new love interest?