Someone decides it would be a good idea to follow a trend that happened like 3 years ago. It leads to chaotic events and some newfound friends. I dont know if there will be any trigger warnings yet, but they will be added if i feel nessesary. Enjoy reading! Also this will probably be updated more often because its really easy to write and ill be writing it at 3 am. ALSO, ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE INTENTIONAL BECAUSE THEY ARE TEXTING

"But... gods can't die right?" Badboyhalo sighed; he would regret his next words. "Yes, Skeppy, we can. If one of us were forced to drink a mixture of wine and god's blood, we could be killed." "But how?" "Not now, Skeppy. Let's talk about something else." --- If minecraft youtubers were gods, sounds like fun. --- AU inspired by dorkapye on Instagram! God artist - go look at the beautiful work she's done. (I have her permission to make this and use the art.) TW // blood, trauma, amnesia, death (There won't be chapter warnings) Inconsistent updates :D

(UPDATED JUNE 30 bc the story took a different direction over the 2 years I've been writing it o-o;) Skephalo and Sap6d fic taking place as a sequel to Midnight Birdsong. Very slowburn and also angsty but kinda hurt/comfort until closer to Chapter 59-ish where it becomes mostly hurt no comfort. Chapter titles are songs that relate to stuff/ foreshadow the story/ fit the chapter mood and there's a playlist with them called Twisted where I pick songs as I write chapters so you get a lil sneak peek before they're posted. *spoilers below* CW // violence, vomit, character in a temporary coma, (TBD) ~If anyone wants to make fanart of it for a cover, I'd love that :D

in which a twitch streamer calls dream a dick ironically and starts ww3 on twitter (cover art by qyukie on twitter)

"You did good." Oh god his accent. "I don't think I've seen you race that well before." Dream looked over to him, raising an eyebrow amidst his prideful grin. "You've come to my races before?" - Dream likes to race for the rush of adrenaline, and George looks so pretty when he waves the starting flags. - Accelerate was a written collab by @isntitcrazy and @honkdaddyy. Both of us do not want this to be reuploaded anywhere, and especially not here. We weren't going to upload Accelerate to Wattpad in the first place but people went against both of our boundaries and uploaded it anyway. If you see any fics of Accelerate that aren't from this account, please report them. There is NSFW in it.

The people asked and they shall receive. These are Minecraft youtubers... If you don't know what a crackfic is, it's basically a story so nonsensical that you think the author must've been on crack while writing it. As the author I can tell you I was not, but if you've read any of my other work you know I don't need it XD TW // blood, death Cover by me (in case you couldn't tell)

George, Dream, and Sapnap find themselves trapped in Minecraft. They get to work speedrunning as safely as possible, but unforeseen obstacles get in their way over and over. As things get slowly worse and worse, they can either accept the new reality and cope, or survive in denial. ____ This is not related to "Free the Game, Beat the End" despite the similar name. It wasn't an influence bc I haven't read it. This is entirely separate and mine, please don't compare them. ____ This took a year to write, starting in December 2020 (so it's dated.) Just keep in mind that it's before the first fall of L'Manberg, around the first Tales of the SMP, after Roadtrip came up but before Mask, before any of them met up irl besides George and Wilbur. ____ TW // blood, slight gore, claustrophobia, implied vomiting I probably should rate it mature, but it's up to you to read or not. Contains sexual jokes and flirting, swearing, deep and mature themes. My work always has twists and turns. ____ A billion thanks to the cover artist Anjitriestodraw for slaving away countless hours just to make it unique for me and better than I ever hoped <3