The jokes on you
8 stories
Paper Planes by SweetFantasies
Paper Planes
SweetFantasies
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Ember DeLoughrey runs into a bit of bad luck when she encounters the infamous Joker amidst his escape from Arkham. Her luck improves when the man decides to spare her life, all thanks to a familiar paper plane necklace around her neck. Ledger Joker x Original Character {set six months after The Dark Knight} {completed} Copyright © 2017 by SweetFantasies/Ella Veyan
The Joker's New Toy { Wattys 2016} by Beautiful_slut
The Joker's New Toy { Wattys 2016}
Beautiful_slut
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What happens when The Joker kidnaps Jim Gordon's daughter as part of his new evil plan? (sadly there is no Harley Quinn in this one! It contains a lot of mature subject matter)
Gangsta//Joker by _Simba__
Gangsta//Joker
_Simba__
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"She's the only person brave enough to punch the joker in the face...and live to tell it. Ashton lawton"
Inmate 1566 (A Joker fanfic)(complete-winner)  by mischiefmaker1999
Inmate 1566 (A Joker fanfic)(complete-winner)
mischiefmaker1999
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The first book in the Inmate 1566 series Winner of the Tv and Movie Awards 2017 When Inmate 1566 is sent to Arkham Asylum for psychiatric care, she soon catches everyone's eye, including the eye of a certain Clown Prince of Crime. The Joker sees a challenge once he first sets his cold dead eyes on the new girl, a woman with more potential than she probably realises, and a hell of a lot of sass . Outside of Arkham she goes by the Ring Mistress (a female Ringmaster) so what happens when the clown meets the Ring Mistress? Has he met his match? Will it be a jolly circus or a recipe for disaster? And will he ever know her name? Well I'm not going to tell you now am I? No. That would be silly wouldn't it? Yes I think it would be. Why are you still here? Go on get ta movin!... Or readin... Joker can be any Joker on screen, Heath Ledger, Jared Leto... Whichever comes to mind, I'll probably use the image of Jared Leto, I think Jared's Joker appears younger. Anyway it will have his image, and then I'll use lines from whatever Joker, that way he's like a mix of all of them. Featuring Scarecrow, Riddler (or is it featuring Riddler?!), Harley Quinn and cameos from other incarnations of Batman (example: Dr Leland from the "mad love" episode of Batman: the animated series) the story also comes with extra... Things, at the end! Yay I do not give permission for this story or my characters (Joker etc. Belong to their rightful owners at DC comics) to be rewritten or copied in any way shape or form. If you want to write a Joker fic it's better if its your own idea and not someone else's. Warning! Lots of cursing, maybe some graphic and sexual scenes too, I like to curse. Hehehe Read the entire series! 1. Inmate 1566✔️ 2. Inmate 1566: The Confidential Files
₩E'ƦE ALL MλÐ[Suicide Squad] by Poison_Ivy99
₩E'ƦE ALL MλÐ[Suicide Squad]
Poison_Ivy99
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❝Everyone here is mad. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.❞ -Cheshire Cat (©Poison_Ivy99) [SUICIDE SQUAD FANFIC]
Will You Be My Daddy? ~Joker Fanfiction~ by Gingy484
Will You Be My Daddy? ~Joker Fanfiction~
Gingy484
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What would happen if the Joker turned a four year old girl into a loyal and merciless killer? Joker meets a little girl on the street and she asks if he will be her daddy. He quickly dreams up a scheme to cause chaos with the little ragamuffin. However, despite his attempts to make the girl the perfect murderer, she is too sweet and giggly to focus on anything he tells her and ends up sidetracking him and making him laugh. He finds that he is using the plot as an excuse to have the girl around. But what happens when his girl is threatened by other villains? Will he defend her? Or what if she fails in his evil plot? How will Batman react to Joker's plan? *****TW: Attempted sexual assault of a minor in chapter 1-does not get very far but description can be jarring, so stay safe******* This story is rated PG-13, at least by me, for cursing, violence, and other mature themes and ideas. Obviously no good Joker fanfiction is going to be rated G. Read at your own risk, and don't try to report this book if you don't take this warning seriously. Know yourself and your limits. For real, if it's not appropriate for you, just don't read it, don't send hate. By the way, according Wattpad guidelines, stories are considered mature if: scenes of sex, graphic violence, or self-harm are depicted or if the media contains nudity or other inappropriate content. So cursing does not necessarily a mature story make. I own the right to my character Madeline and the plot associated with her story. I do not own any of the characters that belong to the DC Comics universe. This fanfiction will use the Jared Leto Joker as the primary source of physical inspiration, but Heath Ledger's Joker is the ideological muse here, as well as quotes and themes from other Jokers, perhaps even Gotham's Jerome Valeska. -Started June 2017- -Completed November 2018-
My Deadly Mistake (Jerome Valeska/Gotham FanFiction) [Book 1] by MandyQuinn96
My Deadly Mistake (Jerome Valeska/Gotham FanFiction) [Book 1]
MandyQuinn96
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WINNER IN THE 2017 TV AND MOVIE AWARDS PRESENTED BY THE TVANDMOVIESOCIETY FOR BEST JEROME VALESKA FANFICTION. She made a promise to her mother. A promise to not fall in love with what her mother would call "a bad man". She vowed she would never get involved with anyone like that. She was going to make herself into someone who her mother would be proud of. He was the definition of insane. He loved chaos, he loved anarchy, he loved being in control. He wanted to be respected, he wanted to be feared, and he wanted to control Gotham. No where in his agenda was there room for romance. So what happens when these two cross and find themselves attracted to each other? Two individuals who realize that they really have no business with each other? *Book 1 of the Deadly Series starring Jerome Valeska from FOX's Gotham*
Class Clown (Discontinued) by 123shameless
Class Clown (Discontinued)
123shameless
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The snow fell around me, softly landing in a white blanket on the ground. I shivered as winter's icy fingers seeped through my sweater. I gazed around at the last thing I would ever see as I continued to cough up blood. I laughed internally, me dying in winter? Ironic, I've always liked winter. It really was beautiful , and it was as if nothing could disturb the peaceful white snow covered scenery. But that was until I saw him. His tall form was standing over me, looking down at my broken body. His fiery red hair stood out against the snow, a complete contrast to the scene around him. My eyes were drawn to him, I longed to run my fingers through his Scarlett locks. He let out a breath, which turned into smoke from the chilly air. I was snapped out of my daze, and looked up to meet his eyes. Snowflakes rested on his long red lashes, and I was instantly pulled into the depths of blue eyes. He smiled, showing off his perfectly straight teeth. "Hi, gorgeous" he spoke. "I'm Jerome".