this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

bobby was just walking in the forest when he saw him

-cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main characters in this story.

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

tHIs is mAi OTp pLs DOn'T sTeaL! A bunch of shipping oneshots. (this is a joke if you couldn't tell)

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

Get ready to hear a love story about two daddies

A bob Ross fanfic, twitch.tv/paigeexe