patroclus gets sick of agamemnon and achilles constantly bickering. he creates a group chat as a half-assed bonding exercise. chaos ensues. ongoing (also on ao3!) rated mature for a toxic/abusive relationship, brief descriptions of sex, mild drug use, swearing and a little violence i obviously am not homer and so the iliad is not mine don't sue me i have no money

[VERY SLOW UPDATES] Just some weird thoughts I have about the Greek hero and his "friend." Some will be nsfw

Achilles/Patroclus Greek Mythology The Song of Achilles [Picture Book] None of the pictures belong to me. 19 August 2020-19 March 2021 Please don't read this (Seriously this is so bad)

Odysseus has all the secrets. His fault? It's all in a notebook and that notebook gets stolen. Paris threatens Helen and drama that resembles the events of The Iliad and Greek Mythology occur. Patroclus/Achilles also happens. OR Characters from Greek Myth are dropped into a high school setting. I focus mostly on Odysseus but Patroclus/Achilles does happen. - As I said, this is mostly focussed on Odysseus and most of this fic is just me writing about random things that resemble the *vibes* that the characters give off. - Another fucking highschool au because I am weak. - cover image edit not mine

A collection of Patrochilles one-shots/short stories.

One shots and short AU's based off the song of Achilles Credit to the picture on the cover @_mohtz on Twitter

"𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆?" Poets speak of warriors and gods, those strong enough to be remembered. But what about the lesser-known? The secret healers? The inferiority? We know The Song Of Achilles, so here is Patroclus. The boy who sacrificed everything just for the people of Greece, who had a heart so pure no one was deserving of it, who saved his love from becoming something he was not - even if it costed him a price. "𝗠𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽, 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝘁𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗶𝗿. 𝗜 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱, 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗵, 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘆, 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲. 𝗜 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙨. 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙨." Entire credits go to Madeline Miller, the original writer of The Song Of Achilles which is what this fic is based on. Her story is incredible and you should read her book before this one. #1 on Patroclus - April 8, 2022

A series of short one-shots featuring Patroclus/Achilles. **Artwork is not mine. Credit is given where known.