Y/n is a child of the Lord and (while leaving room for Jesus) has developed a relationship with the Christian icon of Bumblyburg, Larry the Cucumber. But Larry has a dark secret... This story is not to be taken seriously AT ALL. I don't hate Christian people and this is not an attempt to make a mockery of their religion. It's just for goofs so calm down snowflake. One love <3 (I also don't own Veggietales or Jesus so don't sue me plz)

You come home to sex lord, space daddy, ripped abs, big penis, Jar Jar Binks. He wants to be your humble sex servant. You can't deny such an amazing chance so you take it. Then about 6 hours later, you stab him 693838484848 times with your Böker Magnum Advance All Black Pro 42 01RY306 pocket knife. That's a fat L.

in which the love of your life...is a spoon

deez nuts (This is all a joke)

Y/N loves her mop •∆•

roblox gave the idea.

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

hi

mark zuckerberg + big bird X X X