Forgive me father, for I have sinned. - fruity_pebble

Veggie (Larry the Cucumber x Reader- sort of)

48 4 2

Y/n is a child of the Lord and (while leaving room for Jesus) has developed a relationship with the Christian icon of Bumblyburg, Larry the Cucumber. But Larry has a dark secret... This story is not to be taken seriously AT ALL. I don't hate Christian people and this is not an attempt to make a mockery of their relig...

Completed Mature

Yousa Very Sexy! (Jar Jar x Reader Smut)

5.2K 39 5

You come home to sex lord, space daddy, ripped abs, big penis, Jar Jar Binks. He wants to be your humble sex servant. You can't deny such an amazing chance so you take it. Then about 6 hours later, you stab him 693838484848 times with your Böker Magnum Advance All Black Pro 42 01RY306 pocket knife. That's a fat L.