I made this cause it's underrated and someone asked me to so yeah- I also just like the ship and have hella quackbur fanfics in my library- TW's: smut(maybe) kinks(maybe) fluff angst talking about past abusive relationships that's all, I'll put the TW's in the chapters or if I'm doing smut, also shoutout to lucky idiot on Pinterest cause half of these will be based off of rps I did with them

Re-Writing this<3 Cover by: SweetcriesSweet on Twitter ^^

Im bored so this is why i made this- 😀... ALSO THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK AND THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITEING SMUT!!!😥... So this will be cringey. *sobs*

I do not ship them that much. I am just bored and want to write a story. Hope you enjoy my story.

Quackity and Wilbur always seen fighting, arguing, insulting each other. But they don't do it because they hate each other, no, they do it as a cover up. The two have been keeping a secret that they are actually together, but as things start building up, being secret lovers is the least of their problems. ------------------------------------------------- Warnings: Cigarettes/Smoking Malewife and Girbossing Smut 👀 maybe some misspellings --------------------------------------------------- Hello! Author here! This is my first story so I HOPE it isn't bad. If there any more warning I should put I will add them! Constructive criticism is welcomed also! Except about capitalization... I am too lazy for that. I hope you enjoy my book!

THE GEAY PEOPLES♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)

Idea from myundeadgayson on tumblr! I changed a few things and added even more but the original idea is by them! Tw for smoking, mentions of death, swearing, and all the things that come with a murder mystery and mafia au! The two biggest organized crime groups did not get along, to say the least. The Las Nevadas Mafia and the Syndicate were far from the best of friends. But, through a tangled web of corrupt police chiefs, blackmail, and an unaccounted murder, the new bosses of each group, Quackity and Wilbur, are forced to work together to keep both of their respective mobs out of prison. And hey, why not throw a wager in there as well? Originally posted on ao3 by myself! Cover art by @brrxmbll If the artist sees this and wants the art changed I'll obviously change it :D

this is based off of @ohrubie 's 'Blue Orchids' book, it wont continue off from where they left off but its based off of it so before you read this, please read that and respect them for deciding to take a break/discontinue their book.

𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙎𝙈𝙋 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙀 Quackity was now left alone. His love life was crumbling before his eyes, the only person- No, the only 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 he called a friend was dead, and his friends had all left him. He had no one, and he needed no one. Well, not necessarily no one. His rival, Wilbur, hadn't left. But he was a rival.. right-? -❝𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.❞ 𝙏𝙉𝙏𝙙𝙪𝙤 fluff + angst with a sad ending 12 chapters + two additional chapters !! shipping their character personas, not the real people portraying the characters. !! !! BY THE WAY !! this was written before the burger van fic wilbur wrote, so some things here arent relevant to it. ex, ranboo died from sam, and other things like that cover art creds - lazulirony on tumblr (i think! im not sure, please let me know if im wrong!) trigger warnings will be added to the beginning of each chapter started - 12/26/2021 ended - 3/12/2022 #604 in dsmp (WHOO LETS GOO)

"𝘿𝙪𝙙𝙚, 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?" "𝙃𝙖𝙝𝙖 𝙣𝙤-" 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵,. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘵, 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘘𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦. Started: 29/8/2021 Completed: 21/8/2022 Short chapters :]