I'm kind of a mess, well I'm actually a hot ass mess. But I like to rant about Wattpad and its corny ass clichés so here I am. (humor: #78) cover: @ObsessedHumor

Here you'll learn how to become a master of the art of writing fanfiction. These tutorials are 100% approved by the Herd mentality that poisons this platform. Rest assured! I guarantee you'll become one of the most esteemed writers around here, with ideas never seen before...well... except the other few hundreds that do the same stuff. BOTTOM LINE! Follow this guide and you too can become the most bland and unoriginal guy on Wattpad. You're welcome! Disclaimer:SARCASM in pula mea! Do not take this seriously! And yes, I'm making a parody after a channel of the same name on YouTube.

Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love and Beauty is forced into an unwanted marriage the very evening she emerges from the sea. While Hephaestus is not terrible to her, she can't help but be enticed by his forbidden brother, Ares, and the other Gods who send her longing glances. Will she settle for Hephaestus or will she search for more for her own love story? *This story follows along some of Aphrodite's romances while married to Hephaestus. This story will not be a perfect timeline but will however, follow along a rough timeline according to my other book, Hades and Persephone.* *Also, Aphrodite has her faults. A fair amount of faults in fact! If you know her mythology she turns out to be a very vengeful, self-centred, and self-involved Goddess, but this story is all about her slowly progressing throughout her marriage to Hephaestus. A sequel will follow beyond once this marriage ends.* *This story is also not meant to be factually accurate, and is simply an interpretation of the story.

This is a "Lgbtq+ guide" to all who needs it. This book will include: · Flags · Sexuallitys · Genders · Flags · Memes And a lot more! So be prepared, grab your rainbow flag, and bring your gayness, this is gonna get good!

❝ Does being a Child of Hermes automatically make you good at flirting? Or was that just a skill you picked up? ❞ Andromeda Jackson knew she was not cut out for the demigod life, and that was before she heard about her death from the creepy oracle in the attic. Luke Castellan x fem!Percy Jackson The Tales of Andromeda Jackson : TLT - TLO © Imaginebooks amazing cover by @-lxcifer

This is a FREE story with PAID bonus chapters. Lizzie and Parker couldn't be more opposite, except for their inability to sustain romantic relationships. They can't stand each other - but when they take on the challenge to date for thirty days to fix their horrible dating habits, the line between fake and real starts to blur... ***** Lizzie's relationships have never lasted a week. Parker's have never lasted more than two. But being dating disasters might be the only thing they have in common. Tired of their constant fighting, a mutual friend challenges them to date each other for thirty days. What they didn't expect was for the trial period to be so sweet. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Adam Budny

Storie Sovany is used to being dismissed as the fat friend, until she moves from New York City to rural Ohio for college and the charming frat boy Liam Alexander approaches her. Torn between disbelief and flattery, Storie hopes her luck may have finally changed - but is it too good to be true? [author's note: this is not a romance!]

I have so many lgbtq + memes and pictures, it would be too bad not to share them .... So here they are! (Most of the picture I'll post are not mine!!)

The title is pretty self explaining. I'm trying to keep it as underrated with my suggestions as possible! Requests are always welcomed!