[REWRITE IN PROGRESS] I was walking back home one night from work, when I unexpectedly got caught in the crossfire of a bank robbery - which results in my death. As life slowly left my body, I thought about my life but I also thought about just how many mistakes and bad decisions I had made in my life, and that my dea...
Unknown Number: I buried the body. What now? Me: Umm...what? Unknown Number: Ah shit. Sorry, wrong number! Could you like...delete that message? Me: Will the police be able to track it back to me if i don't? Unknown Number: ...yes. Me: Ok. Deleted. Bye. [Completed] Cover by @daisybrowser
𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 -------🍒👠🖍 "that zygote ain't mine, you better kick him out." "he's in my stomach, how would that even work?" "he's not paying rent, he belong to the streets."
"is mineta here?" "you mean that grape rat? i'm 100% better than him." ≪ °❈° ≫ ah yes where y/n finds themselves in a chatroom full of strangers. what could be more fun then tormenting those you don't even know? non-binary reader! they/them pronouns! started on: 12/FEB/2021 finished: 30/DEC/2022
In which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-