After throwing up, Cale leaned against the toilet, resting there for a long while. His stomach had finally settled, but a strange sensation crept over him. He felt a pair of eyes on him- But no one had entered the bathroom. The mirror. Maybe he was just paranoid. Maybe he'd mistaken his own reflection for someone else. But he hadn't. What stared back at him from the mirror wasn't his reflection. It wasn't his bathroom at all. In fact, it showed a completely different space. And on the dirty floor of that other space sat a boy. "...Can you.. see me?"

Just Cale adopting Deon

After Dazai gets hold of the "book," he suddenly discovers that the world has turned into the set of a BL (boys' love) fanfiction. Everyone he knows is acting completely out of character, to the point of suffocating him, and every single person seems to want to pair up with him. Most of the popular ships revolve around him. Terrified, Dazai bolts. He runs for his life and even climbs Mount Kongtong overnight. Dazai: "I don't like men, ahhhh!" Dazai: "Don't come near me, ahhhhh-" ✒︎ ✒︎ ✒︎ Known as the man who charms countless women and claims to love all women, Dazai now begins a battle of wits against this world full of BL. Since everyone is controlled by the script and has no memory, he lets himself go completely. As long as he can cut off those romantic red strings flying toward him from men, he'll do anything. He even activates his skill: **[Human Disorientation]** (just kidding). In the end, after Dazai finally manages to restore the world to normal, he realizes that everyone still retains the memories of that BL fanfiction world. Dazai: ... Dazai: "This planet can no longer contain me :)" ✒︎ ✒︎ ✒︎ Reading Notes: 1. Yes, it's a "beloved by all" story, but basically it's a crack comedy piece. There's no CP (couple pairing); all the red strings are cut off by the panicked Dazai. 2. The fanfics inside are deliberately OOC (out of character) to shock Dazai. They don't reference any real works-any resemblance is purely coincidental!!! (screaming) 3. Exclusively published on Jinjiang Literature ✒︎ ✒︎ ✒︎ ✒️ Author: Cat Rolling (Not mine)