It was supposed to be a joke. No Nut November was just a stupid challenge that idiotic people took too seriously. Unfortunately Dream was one of those people, and now the idea was stuck in his head. Last a whole month without any release. It was funny to George, how crazy serious Dream took the whole ordeal. And he continued to find the humor in it, until Dream told him that he was too weak to last. It ticked George off to no extent, and he was determined to prove that he was the strong one out of the two. Even if he had to get his hands dirty in the process. * * * THIS IS SATIRE DON'T COME FOR ME PLEASE !!

The obligatory musician x fan fic that nobody asked for. This is in no way meant to be taken seriously - all respect to the boys - and I will take it down if I'm asked to. If any of the boys read this then.... I hope you get a laugh out of it. Unofficial DNF chat, this one's for you. ------------------- George had been a fan of (Dream)ing Of The Disco for longer than anyone could remember. A6d's incredible guitar, BadBoyHalo's amazing backing vocals, Skeppy's jarring percussion and Dream's.... well, everything. George would claim to be unbiased vehemently, saying he loved each of the - very attractive, in his opinion - band boys equally but Nick could confidently tell you otherwise. Too many "but have you heard Dream's voice?" and "but Nick look at him!"'s haunted his dreams. Which was why he was currently walking to George's house, two backstage concert tickets tucked away safely, swearing to hold this over George's head forevermore. If only he could have know the chaos that would ensue.

Book 1 of the mafia au! Mafia AU // Dream is a powerful mafia leader, used to the power and control that comes with the job. He knows almost everyone in the city, everyone expect for the mysterious brunette that he meets at a bar one night. He's completely transfixed by the brunette, and he doesn't plan on stopping until he gets to know more about him. *Possible TWs: swearing, violence, character deaths, blood, guns, knives, NSFW, and smut. (Please be warned that the only chapters with TWs are the smut chapters because I didn't want to ruin the story, so read carefully) *Cover art by Ju1ceInMaPants

17 year old George had always had trouble with bullies, so his father decided to get him a BodyGuard. Who knows what will happen from there. Fanart is not mine This story include sexual references, swearing, smut, and angst.

George is the son to parents that own a multi-million dollar eco friendly car company. Cars have never been George's favorite subject. He knows which are the most expensive on the market because of his father but he's never understood the hype. After the usual rich party for his family's company things take a turn for the better, or worse George can't decide, when he saves a man from a drunken assault. After being introduced to a new world George has to make a tough decision. Champagne or Burnouts? Dnf Street Racer AU All *tw are in the first chapter :) RIP Technoblade 🐷❤️ (Creds to @hugs4karl_ who wrote the CB wattys summary) 90k reads!?!? You guys are insane *ugly cries* 100k?!? What!?! *cries more* 141k?!? *Sobing* 151!!! Ahhhh *tears* 170k!! 201k!? 300k!! *still crying* 350k! Well... wow 400k *Honestly this has gotten out of hand <3*

MaidNotFound Café Clay takes part in a challenge at a party and he loses, meaning he has to go to the new Maid Café that opened in their town just a week ago. Once he was there, he was more than glad that he ended up losing. Dreamnotfound

3 sugar daddies, 3 students in their last year in collage. It all takes place at a bar downtown. • -------- • !characters do not belong to me! !if any of the DSMP members are uncomfortable I will take down! !i ship there online personas not the actual people! • -------- • enjoy :)

dipping my head to his level, i whisper, "do you want me in the ways i want you?" when george moves to florida, the last thing he expects is his life to collide with the tall stranger living opposite. lowercase intended.

dream needs to stir up some drama for his fans, and small town george is the perfect person to do so. dream x george *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ major content warnings nsfw, alcohol no warnings before chapters

"But Clay- you don't understand I-" "Sir." His voice was low. George stilled, his heart beating in his mouth. "...what?" The taller strode forward, rocketing his large hand to wrap tightly around the others pale neck. George gasped for air as his hands grappled to be released. Dream could only smirk sickly, fingers tightening their grip. "Sir." George stiffened at the realisation. "It's Sir, to you." ----- OR: Dream is a university/college professor and George is failing his class... looks like he'll need to find another way to get a passing grade. +I swear there plot I swear - but this is a smut book. +Yes, all hail Dadza (Philza) as the head master. +the majority of the smp characters will be included +Tommy and tubbo appear but NO underaged weird minor shit !!!WARNING!!! THERE IS MATURE/ EXPLICIT CONTENT HERE! TRANSLATIONS : @kayawasfound for Arabic translation :) Started: 26/02/21 Finished: 25/08/21