"Is it me or do I just repel the male population or something?" "Do I spew this aroma that stops anything with a penis to come near me?" "Am I my own personal cock blocker without even trying?" "IMA GINGER! THAT'S WHY?" In a sarcastic witty tale of a young woman fresh out of college entering the real world, wondering why she never has been noticed by the other sex? Or even been in a relationship? This is a journey of mishaps and undyingly awkward in counters of one of the very few have mastered the art form of being single... Could this master of this art form master the art form of love or mastering one art form is enough? ::::Cover by BesTJones::::

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

(First book of the series - cos people keep on missing my sequel announcement 😭) Cassandra Johnson is Pixie. Pixie is Cassandra Johnson. She's the same girl who's leading two extremely different lives. Nobody would suspect the school's nerd as Pixie. 'Cause Pixie's a street fighter badass and the nerd does not have a single badass bone in her body. The chances of people discovering this peculiar secret is close to none but of course this is where fate inserts the certified new boy into the equation and makes an exception for him. Warning: heavy flow of profanities ahead. - and tears - or so I've heard.