"It all started in the toilet." Awkward, I know. [][][][][][][][][][][][][][] Cindy ❤ Calum Calum ❤ Cindy The story of how two strangers met and their crazy adventure. ATTENTION (MAJOR EDITING: BAD GRAMMAR, SPELLING.)
"Look, I'm sorry I stole your daughter's virginity. It won't happen again. But sir. She just looked so hot in them jeans. And she also looked hot dancing with her crazed boyfriend who's addicted to drugs and alcohol. Though you And your wife seem to love him tons, wait a-are you addicted to drugs also? Holy shit" Cop...