"She's just a fucking groupie. Always going backstage, shagging the lead singer and it's onto the next man who can strum a guitar in her direction." "Not this time, this time I'm with the band." - Mature themes included - Updates a little slow (when I feel like it), ongoing!

Do you know those days when you do nothing on purpose but the unpleasant things happen anyway? Those are just days when you find yourself standing in front of the door of your beloved one coming up with the perfect excuses why you are late. And when you finally make up some, the realisation hits you and you know everything is in vain. She is a Mardy Bum and you are definitely in trouble.

Tranquility Base Hotel + Casino records the lives of the residents at a retro futuristic lunar resort. Here, according to each track, are the 11 different lifetimes of Alex Turner on the moon. 。・°°・°°・。 (not in chronological order)

She hates him. He hates her. But after a one night stand with 'no strings attached' do their feelings for one another begin to get complicated? Can Alex win her over with his 'irresistible' charms? or will she stand her ground and push him away? ~SENSITIVE AND SEXUAL CONTENT~ I started writing this book a long while ago now and the start really makes me cringe when reading back on it. However, keep on reading and I promise it gets better as the story goes on. Enjoy!

they're all about alex x reader!

No smut. Just fluffiness with your shaggy mushroom-haired lover.

A series of fluffy alex turner imagines that will make you soft along with some angst and smut!

"you and i are going to rule the world." younger alex into older alex "secrets i have held in my heart, are harder to hide than i thought." (lowercase intended)

One-shots and drabbles from Lola and Alex's adventures after the weekend of adventure. Fluff and smut.

Kristen Heart and Alex Turner are long time best friends. One day, Alex proposes the idea of hooking up, no strings attached. Kristen worries it would wreck the friendship but agrees to the plan. However, her worries are soon proven right when things start to get complicated between the two as their lust slowly turns into love. Based on the song k, by cigarettes after sex.